Boners Weekly

Several of you might be familiar with a webcomic called Ctrl+Alt+Del. For those not familiar with it, it is a webcomic featuring lazy art, superfluous dialog, recycled jokes, hackneyed characters, and has a habit of over explaining it’s jokes for it’s ’sperging audience. I have pooped more creative things than CAD. I asked S. Colon for some bigger works to describe Tim Buckley’s writing and he said “derivative.” I asked him to explain what “derivative” means, so he said it means “gay” and I agree. CAD is gay.

Buckley is a hack and what’s worse about the fact that he is a hack is that he makes a living off of being a hack. He can’t write, he has no idea how to use comics as a visual media, and he makes more money than I can shake my dick at. For the love of the Dew, he’s even insensitive and insulting! He jumps from humor to an arc about the main character’s fiancée having a miscarriage, and then jumps to a comic strip about Scorpion from Mortal Kombat suffering from sterility. Way to go Buckley. At least he recognizes that “often times miscarriages are harder on the woman than the man.” Progressive.

Someone thought it was a good idea to make CAD into an online cartoon (you can buy the DVDs for $20! What a steal!)

This has left a bitter taste in my mouth, much like when my mom doesn’t go shopping often enough and I end up eating 3 month old hot dogs and they taste like ash. Let’s find something sweet to wash down that nasty flavor. How about some parody (or MT Dew)?

Bonus story: Tim Buckley once got drunk and started flirting with an underage girl online and then wrote her name over his pubes and sent her a picture of his penis. Anyone on the CAD forums who talked about this was instantly banned and part of the forum was shut down and “purged.” This is NWS because this is a picture of Buckley’s penis.